Falls Like Rain

by Reese Rivers

“For fucks sake. I know what your problem is,” he says, pointing at me. “You’re a fucking dinosaur egg…haven’t been laid in a million years.

“It’s 2023, you dumb fucks. Polynomial is a thing, look it up!” His smug look fades at our bewildered and confused looks. His mouth pulls to the side as his face screws up in thought. “Polyandries… polychotomy, poly…uh?” Jackson chuckles as he leans in. “I think you mean polyamory, smart guy!” “Yeah, that!”

“Splish-splash their opinions are trash. If other people’s small-minded opinions are more important to you than a future with the woman you love, then you don’t deserve her.”

“Don’t forget to be an asshole today, baby. You never know who’s having a good day that doesn’t deserve it!”