Falls Like Rain

by Reese Rivers

“Splish-splash their opinions are trash. If other people’s small-minded opinions are more important to you than a future with the woman you love, then you don’t deserve her.”

“Life is like a dick. Sometimes, it’s up, sometimes it’s down. It’s not going to be hard forever so just ride it out until you find that special woman that’ll love you even when your dick’s down. That’s the one you keep, fellas!”

“Then I choose you all right back.”

“Don’t forget to be an asshole today, baby. You never know who’s having a good day that doesn’t deserve it!”