Will Grayson, Will Grayson

by John Green

i do not say ‘good-bye.’ i believe that’s one of the bullshittiest words ever invented.

natural. ’cause friendship should not be as easy as that. it’s like people believe all you need to do is like the same bands in order to be soulmates.

I’m generally opposed to committing felonies.

my mental noteboard is a joke, because as soon as i put something on there it disappears.

the only problem is that people at the door don’t go to voicemail,