Dead Inside

by Chandler Morrison

I’m really not a violent creature by nature, but there’s nothing like a wailing infant to drive me to the brink of contemplating homicide.

it’s been weeks since I’ve taken a dead lover.

If you were expecting fifty shades of softcore mommy porn, you’re going to be disappointed.

Or Twilight.

I don’t think she’ll mind. I mean, she eats babies.