“You ever see Return to Oz?” I asked. “The pointless sequel to Wizard of Oz? No.” “Where is it?” We went to the kid’s section, and I found the box. I flipped it over to show him the back. “Disney screwed up the marketing on this. I don’t want to spoil it, but what would you do if I told you it begins with Dorothy being strapped to a table so she can receive
