Maul Rats: A Slasher Novel

by Ivy Tholen

“My shrink says people with anxiety sometimes watch the same movies and television shows over and over as a coping mechanism. Gives you control over your life you don’t have otherwise.” “I definitely don’t have any control.” “No one does. Keep watching your movies.”

I may have been Michelle’s tag along cousin, but Nicole was supposed to be their actual friend. For a second I felt less out of place in the world, then I realized: Every group needs a punching bag, someone who makes everyone feel like less of a loser.

Works every time if you follow the rules. But be careful what you wish for. The universe has a sick sense of humor.”

Niceness should come standard in humans, like air conditioning in a car. It’s expected, and it doesn’t earn you some magical currency

“This place has the shittiest security,”