know this isn’t real, but this is the first date I’ve been on.” “You mean since the breakup?” “No, I mean ever.” Eyes widen. “How is that possible?” “Alex and I had just kind of decided we were together one day. There was no first date or any date really. When we went out it was with all our friends. Sure, we lived together, but this is my first proper date, one-on-one. Ironic that it’s fake, huh?”

