‘It was a long time ago—’ ‘Not that long. If I close my eyes, I can picture it—’ ‘Don’t do that—’ ‘Yep, there you are—’ ‘It was dark—’ ‘Not that dark—’ ‘I was drunk—’ ‘That’s what they always say—’ ‘They? Who’s they?’ ‘And you weren’t that drunk—’ ‘Drunk enough to lower my standards. Besides, as I recall nothing happened.’
