“When you rescued your princess, what happened?” The prince shrugged. “She was grateful.” “And?” “And?” he repeated, confused. “What else happened?” “We returned to her kingdom where her father declared that we would wed,” he said. Then he asked, “Did you rescue your princess?” “I did,” I said. “And what happened?” “I fucked her in the woods all night long.” The prince gasped and his eyes widened. “You… Are you married?” “Do I look married?”
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