“My butthole is not loose. Keep laughing, fuckers. One day, we’ll have a tightest butthole competition, and I guarantee you that I will win. It will be a whole event!” They laughed harder, and Kai grinned. “Did you hear that, guys? He wants to have a hole event.” “Oh, I heard. I bet there’ll be some tight competition.” Sloane smirked at me. I leaned down and whispered, “Okay, you shits. Laugh all you want... but mark my words, I will win by a wide margin. There’ll be no stretching the truth then!” I flipped them all off and stormed away to their roaring laughter.
