“Okay, I better go pee now. Since I stood up, it kind of hit me all at once.” I stepped back and tromped off to find a tree. “Make sure you get all of those farts out over there too!” he shouted, then laughed like hell. I pretended I didn’t hear him. But gods, yeah. I did have some to unleash on this poor tree. If he tells the others a word of this, I swear I’ll get payback.
