“Why are you laughing like an evil genius?” Bram asked. Oh shit. “What? I wasn't…” “Yeah, you were, you little nerd.” Cam sat up, his eyes crinkling in amusement. “I was thinking about how I'm basically a superhero now. Saige: Dick Taker. Saige: Snake Charmer. Saige: Peen Witch.” Bram howled with laughter. Cam just shook his head at my antics, but I knew he loved it. “What's so funny? It's true!” I insisted, heading to the bathroom for a quick shower. “It sure is, you dick warrior,” Bram cooed as he followed me, his eyes glued to my ass. Typical.