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“Why are you laughing like an evil genius?” Bram asked. Oh shit. “What? I wasn't…” “Yeah, you were, you little nerd.” Cam sat up, his eyes crinkling in amusement. “I was thinking about how I'm basically a superhero now. Saige: Dick Taker. Saige: Snake Charmer. Saige: Peen Witch.” Bram howled with laughter. Cam just shook his head at my antics, but I knew he loved it. “What's so funny? It's true!” I insisted, heading to the bathroom for a quick shower. “It sure is, you dick warrior,” Bram cooed as he followed me, his eyes glued to my ass. Typical.
“Sorry, shower time. You boys go use the other one!” I shouted. “Let's go, man. She probably has to poop or something,” Cam said, just loud enough for me to hear, causing my mouth to drop open. “Oh, right. Hope everything goes... smoothly,” Bram called, and I cracked up. “Get. Out!” I shouted, barely able to talk through the laughter. I heard his footsteps retreating, along with low muttering. “What do I care if she poops?”
“What in saving Ryan's privates is going on in here?!” Bette squealed, suddenly appearing in the living room like a bat out of hell.