Who Censored Roger Rabbit? (Roger Rabbit, #1)

by Gary K. Wolf

Here I sit with a thirty-six-year-old lust, and a three-year-old dinky."

"I like you. You come back sometime, and we'll have us a party. I'll supply the funny hats, the cake, and the noisemakers. You supply the broads. Just make sure they go for younger men."