If you ever played basketball, you know there’s one rule with big guys: make sure they touch the ball enough. When big guys don’t get enough touches, they get cranky. They stop running the floor. They stop setting good picks. They stop crashing the boards. Big guys are like women—they need affection, they need to be stroked every so often, and if you ignore them, they start resenting you. Except in Dwight Howard’s case. See, nobody in Orlando ever has to worry about keeping him happy. He’s always happy!
