What if Kobe was convicted of sexual assault instead of settling with his accuser out of court for big bucks? Whoops, I forgot that in 2005 everyone in the Los Angeles area agreed to pretend this never happened. Now they act perturbed if anyone else brings it up (or broaches it). I live in L.A. right now, so unfortunately, I have to follow the code. When I move back East someday, we’ll update this section in the next printing. Stay tuned.
