Due to unforeseen events and the shocking heat in the aforementioned events, we are excited to inform you that the weenie wagon has now been upgraded. Welcome aboard the Double Decker Dick Bus! New and improved with built in storage beneath each seat. You will find towels, blindfolds, a complimentary snail peen keychain keepsake, and a handheld fan. The upper deck serves as an open bar, complete with neon lights, body paint, and blow ups of your favorite Emerald Lakes characters. Selfies are encouraged. Once again, we must ask to please keep your body parts inside the vehicle at all times. I’m
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