The Magic of Revenge (Emerald Lakes, #3)

by Britt Andrews

think I'm dehydrated. How did I even have that much cum in my balls? I think all of it is inside you. Like, there's no more left, the well has run dry," he laughed and I felt the truth of his words when a gush of fluid shot out of me onto the grass when I giggled. I really needed to remember to take my birth control potion tomorrow. "Well then. Better make up with Fischer so you can swallow his load and replenish your supply."

"I'm going to gut him like I should have done years ago," Khol vowed, his horns elongating and corkscrewing in a truly terrifying look. His body seemed to vibrate with fury and I swear his form grew an extra three inches. Scary fucker.

When she realized her daughter wasn’t with us, she tried to run back inside. That obviously wasn’t happening, so I tried to restrain her and she kneed me in the balls.” Kai’s eyes nearly bugged out at that and he shot a glance over to Bram who had the same stunned expression. Miranda is a beast.

"Dead. Bryce is dead. Sloane ripped his cock off, shoved it down his throat, threw him off a cliff, and then lit his body on fire as he fell to the earth."

I was positive the kitchen sounded like a pit of vipers, rabid wolves, and monsters from your worst nightmares.

"She stabbed him in the dick with a rock?" Faris smiled creepily, holding a hand to his heart. "Oh yeah. She fought like hell. She was so fiercely beautiful," Sloane replied before schooling his lovey-dovey expression to something that resembled the asshole I knew and loved.

"He's dead, man. Sit down." "Gonna go find a necromancer to reanimate his body for me so I can keep my vow to her and fucking kill him again..." Now Faris was staring at Bram with heart eyes

Yes, stars, let's give the asshole hothead some dragon powers now. Sounds like a solid plan.

The noisy atmosphere died so fast, you could've heard Napoleon fart from the next room.

"I'm trying this... communication thing. Being honest about how I'm f—" His face paled and I honestly thought he might vomit, but he worked past it. "How I'm feeling.

I wanted to bundle her up in bubble wrap and maybe hide her away in a cave or something. That would probably be frowned upon.

"Shut up, idiot. I'm not running anywhere. You guys are stuck with me. Not only do I now have the coolest power, but I also was informed I got a dick upgrade." I reeled back and gave him a what the fuck look. "It's knot for everyone. It's knot easy to miss when you get a good look. It's knot something I'd joke around about. My cock is knot—" I punched him in the shoulder and laughed my ass off.