"Faris, you know we can come back to get more whenever. We don't need to buy all of these today," I tried explaining, but he just looked at me like I told him I was going to shit on Napoleon. "That's nonsense. Why would we do that when we can just get them now and not have to worry that next time they'll run out? That makes no sense. You're supposed to be smart." He shook his head in disappointment. "Don't worry, I won't tell anyone. I got your back. If you're ever wondering if something makes sense or not, just come to me. That's what friends are for.

