"You big idiot. Why didn't you say something? But you're all, let me sit over here, fucking stabbed and watch while my mate beats the shit out of her mom," I ranted. He opened his mouth, probably to argue, but I was on a roll. "Then I'll just watch this lovely reunion while my mate dry humps her two other boyfriends and fall on the floor and pass out from blood loss without so much as a peep!" I inhaled a deep, shuddering breath. Six pairs of eyes were staring at me like I'd lost my mind.
