“So not only do you scream like a girl, you’re telling me you have a loose butthole? Wow. I can’t—” “Excuse me, what?” I snapped. “My butthole is not loose.” “You literally just said you shat yourself,” he said slowly like he was talking to a dumbass. “That isn’t what—” “It’s okay, I knew you couldn’t be that sexy without any flaws.” He patted my knee. I paused. “You think I’m sexy?” His dark eyes trailed over my face. “You’re the sexiest man I’ve ever seen,” he practically purred. My stomach flipped and I straightened back to my full height. “Well, I’m flattered. But, I don’t swing that way.”
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