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“Oh, no,” I said, panic rising in my chest. “No, no, no. Somebody get a can opener. I’ve got a god stuck in my head.”
I spread my majestic wings. I had really done it! I was a noble falcon, lord of the sky. I launched myself off the sidewalk and flew straight into the fence.
Suddenly my own obituary flashed in my head: Carter Kane, 14, died tragically in Paris when he was eaten by his sister’s cat, Muffin.
Men Ask for Directions (and Other Signs of the Apocalypse)
Naturally, my ba took this as an opportunity to travel. Heaven forbid I get some peaceful rest.
No one: Sophie Foster
Far, far below, red liquid bubbled. Blood? Lava? Evil ketchup? None of the possibilities were good.
