The Red Pyramid (Kane Chronicles, #1)
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Read between January 27 - February 1, 2024
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I guess it started in London, the night our dad blew up the British Museum.
Paige
Ah Rick Riordan the king of entrances
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It happened on Christmas Eve.
Paige
In true Rick Riordan fashion, his characters can never have a nice holiday look, makes for an interesting plot ig
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I got there, he was just calmly zipping up his workbag while three unconscious gunmen hung by their feet from the chandelier, their robes falling over their heads so you could see their boxer shorts. Dad
Paige
Once again how the fuck were you not suspicious
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“Manhattan has other problems. Other gods. It’s best we stay separate.”
Paige
OMFG 4TH WALL BROKE!!!!!! HEY PERCY HOW U DOING SAME TO U ANNABETH AND GROVER OF COURSE
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“I will explain everything, don’t worry.
Paige
It’s giving Alden from KOTLC
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“He sacrificed himself. He killed the monsters.”
Paige
Stop thats so sad, saddest death in the whole series for sure and im only on book 1, not even 50% through might I add on top of that
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The serpopards were back,
Paige
PHILIP DIED FOR NOTHING??!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU RICK RIORDAN HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PHILIP LIVES ON IN OUR HEARTS
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my lovely new crocodile and baboon friends were tossed in a river,
Paige
Still haven’t forgiven Rick from this and its been over 24 hours
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OKAY, BEFORE I GET TO THE demon fruit bats,
Paige
Tf…
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Well, it’s about time, the other voice said. Hello, Carter.
Paige
Why are the god Rick Riordan writes alsways so sassy….
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You know how hard it is to feel like an extreme falcon-headed combat machine when somebody calls you “chicken man”?
Paige
CHICKEN MAN SUPREMACY
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“I’m going to play basketball by myself now. I will not invite you because your lack of skill would make me throw up.”
Paige
Khufu is an icon
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I Have a Date with the God of Toilet Paper
Paige
In true rick riordan fashion always having weird ass chapter names
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Wait…a white crocodile? It opened its mouth and lunged—straight over me. I turned and saw it slam into the two other crocodiles—the giant green ones that had been about to kill me. “Philip?” I said in amazement, as the crocodiles thrashed and fought. “Yes,”
Paige
Thank fuck although i wont forgive rick for making me think it was dead
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“It’s Philip of Macedonia,”
Paige
Phillip slays (literaly as well)
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Far, far below, red liquid bubbled. Blood? Lava? Evil ketchup? None of the possibilities were good.
Paige
Deadass evil ketchup sounds the worse, bc that means it’s alive, blood sounds the best bc yes things died to produce it but it wont kill you unlike lava or evil ketchup