I find the nearest Internet café and get online to see what advances have been made in string theory. And do I get a splendid surprise. I read that all open issues in string theory have been resolved. The theory has been completely worked out and successfully used to explain all known particle properties. Incontrovertible evidence for the extra dimensions has been found, and the theory’s predictions of supersymmetric partner particles—their masses, electric charges, and so on— have just been confirmed, spot on, by the Large Hadron Collider. There is no longer any doubt: string theory is the
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In your dreams, Brian. In your dreams.
