Sandman Slim (Sandman Slim, #1)
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I’m steel-toed boots in a ballet-slipper world.
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We must always look after our friends, even when they are foolish. Especially when they are foolish.”
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When you jump off a cliff, is it better to land on jagged rocks or burning lava? I know this one. The answer is obvious: It doesn’t matter where you land. You just jumped off a cliff.
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“Inter urinas et faeces nascimur. We are born between piss and shit,”
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“Let’s go get drunk.” “And piss on our enemies from a great height.”
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the only real difference between an enemy and a friend is the day of the week.
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That’s what Glocks are. High-precision killing machines that scream “Daddy Issues.”
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L.A. is what happens when a bunch of Lovecraftian elder gods and porn starlets spend a weekend locked up in the Chateau Marmont snorting lines of crank off Jim Morrison’s bones. If the Viagra and illegal Traci Lords videos don’t get you going, then the Japanese tentacle porn will.