“My grandda says the King can kiss his arse,” the boy replied matter-of-factly. “JEMMY!” Mr. MacKenzie clapped a hand over his outspoken offspring’s mouth. “You know your grandda didn’t say that!” Mrs. MacKenzie said. The little boy nodded agreeably, and his father removed the muffling hand. “No. Grannie did, though.” “Well, that’s somewhat more likely,” Mr. MacKenzie murmured, obviously trying not to laugh.
