“It’s for you, Mary.” He put his hand over the mouthpiece. “I think it’s Arnold.” “Do you want me to speak to him?” asked Ashley. “Would you? Tell him anything.” “Anything?” “Anything.” Ash took the phone from Jack and said, “Hello, Arnold, PC Ashley here. Mary can’t have a date with you because she’s going out with me. Yes, with me. No, we’re going dancing that evening. She didn’t want to tell you because she thought it might hurt your feelings. Yes, I am the weird alien chappie and no, this isn’t some kind of sick joke—she’ll confirm it herself. Mary?” He held the receiver up, and Mary
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