Grandpa came into the kitchen, glancing over his shoulder in the direction Seth had departed. “What’s eating him?” “Kendra accused him of voluntarily reading,” Grandma said gravely. Grandpa raised his eyebrows. “Should I telephone the authorities?” Grandma shook her head. “I’ll not have my grandson subjected to the humiliation of his reading habit becoming public. We have to cope with this disgrace discreetly.” “I have an idea, Grandpa,” Kendra announced. “Board up the windows so the paparazzi won’t catch him in the act?” Grandpa guessed.

