Where were the sweaty, fat, bald men in suits and ties of yesteryear? The congressmen’s wives in evening gowns? The plump matrons in floral dresses dancing with banners and balloons? The broads in cheerleader outfits, Humphreyettes, Johnsonettes, Kennedyettes, Stevensonettes, Trumanettes—where were they? The only men dressed in Native American dress were…Native Americans. These people were…the wrong kind of exuberant. They were dressed…the wrong kind of crazy. The colors were…the wrong kind of riotous. The women were…the wrong kind of sexy.
