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by Jon Athan

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Thanks for including this in the email. Really added to the story

“Pillow fight,” he said, tittering. He swung the pillow at her. The dead baby hit her face like a twenty-pound dumbbell,

Omg lol

“This must be... your writing den,”

Omg dont tell me butterfly does this irl

He made cliché baby noises—‘Goo goo, ga ga, goo’—then some suckling noises.

OH MY FUCKIMH GOD HAHAHA WTF

HOLY FUCKKKK

“Your condition, Nestor, what was it called? When you were in college, you said a psychiatrist suggested you may have been living with... schizo? No, I don’t mean schizophrenia. I mean–”

Ohhh... i see where this is going. I know how this will end. This explains alot

The shaving razor snapped.

AHHHH this made my body physicly cringe thinking about it

Before Nestor could say a word, he shoved a spoonful of yogurt into his mouth. It tasted tangy with an unusually bitter aftertaste.

OH NOOOO PLS DONT BE WHAT I THINK IT IS

Foreskin. Harrison was circumcised but Nestor wasn’t. “No, no, no, no, no,” he said, words shooting out of his mouth like bullets from an automatic rifle. “Please, please, please don’t do this.”

AHHHHH

He said, “Did you know some doctors actually use their mouths to suck the blood off the penis after circumcisions? I’ve never done it before, it’s never even crossed my mind, but...”

NOOOOOO

“A piece of you inside of me,” he said.

WHAT THE DUCKKKKKK

“I’m sorry for tricking you, but I... Well, I ejaculated into your yogurt.”

I FUCKING KNEW IT AS SOON AS HE DESCRIBED THE YOGHURT AS SOUR HAHAHAHA