“Yes, that’s it, Easton. You’ve caught me out. I’m secretly a cam girl. Making loads of money. I just sling beer at a bar on the side for funsies.” “I mean you’re doing a pretty good impression of one right now.” “I’m taking a shower.” She gives me an annoyed look. “While I watch you.” “Then don’t watch.” I let out a choked laugh. “Princess, I’m already making a mental fucking recording of all of this.”
