The Blonde Identity
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Read between July 30 - August 3, 2024
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What’s French for badass?
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“You’re not Alex.”
Ashmeet
Gasp. Plot twist
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“So you’re in the early stages of . . . what? Friends to lovers? Enemies to lovers?”
Ashmeet
This chick is funny
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Have a nice walk, princess.”
Ashmeet
Ooouuu i knew princess would be the offical nickname.
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“Um, let me think . . . Amnesia. Amnesia. Amnesia. Four euros. Amnesia. And . . . amnesia. Any other questions?”
Ashmeet
Might have forgotten her identity but she hasnt forgotten sarcasm
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it was the first time he had ever felt like flesh and blood.
Ashmeet
How cute
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“Alex uses that brand.”
Ashmeet
So are we into Alex, or no?
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his voice was soft and low.
Ashmeet
Oh?
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“I guess I’m just trying to be the good guy.”
Ashmeet
Not-Alex can fix him
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her trying to figure out why he smelled so good
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Gurl
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She still had his Glock in her hand.
Ashmeet
Glock in my lap
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not that you’ll forget your lies but that, someday, you’ll start to believe them.
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“You’re doing great, you know?”
Ashmeet
AHHH
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“Just . . . don’t die on me, okay? Fake or otherwise.”
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“I’m sorry. I won’t do any kind of dying. I promise.”
Ashmeet
Thats a hefty promise
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And, like it or not, she believed him.
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“For the cover,”
Ashmeet
Omg who could’ve seen this coming 🙀🙀 (I’m giggling and blushing)
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Mr. Spy Guy . . . Hot Guy . . . Gun Guy . .
Ashmeet
Girl learn his name at least lol
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She was ninety-nine percent certain she was a feminist and also a heavy sleeper,
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and if she smiled when she saw it—well, that wasn’t his problem.
Ashmeet
This is the standard.
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“Did you just break an assassin’s nose with a telephone?” Her eyes were wide. “I think so?” He absolutely beamed. “Good girl.”
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“Go to sleep, sweetheart. Go to sleep. I’ve got you.”
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Yesterday I literally heard you use the term oopsie daisy.
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Because at some point Sawyer had stopped being Mr. Spy Guy and started feeling like Her Guy,
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“Sawyer . . . Why do you have the key to a room we can never use?”
Ashmeet
its the hardrive, isnt it?
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“You were going to leave me . . . on our honeymoon!” “We aren’t actually married!”
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Like how had she been foolish enough to think she knew him when she didn’t even know herself . . .
Ashmeet
Barz
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Sawyer found the gun, but he didn’t see his sanity anywhere.
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Oh, that’s Zoe. She’s my second favorite sister . . .
Ashmeet
Ouch.
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“Because I don’t want you to get hurt.”
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“That was my third favorite gun,”
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“Touch her, and I’ll kill you.”
Ashmeet
Hehe.
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“You promised you wouldn’t die on me, remember?” He gave her his hot guy smirk. “Why? Would you miss me?”
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And soon every agency in the world would follow.
Ashmeet
There has to be a better way. A better plan.
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“I know how to hot-wire cars!”
Ashmeet
How convenient!!!
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That he had slept but hadn’t dreamed.
Ashmeet
How cliche
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And you’re a badass.” “Right. Because I’m Alex.” “No.” He was looking at her strangely, cocking his head like isn’t it obvious? “Because you’re you.”
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“I eat pain for breakfast,” Zoe said. “You what?” Sawyer choked.
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“Zoe, come over here. Now.”
Ashmeet
Oh crap. I smell a betrayal
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“I told you, sweetheart, I’m not all good.”
Ashmeet
HOLY. PLEASE BE HIS EVIL TWIN OR SOMETHING
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“Of course I am. But you have to listen to me. I—”
Ashmeet
Ugh miscommunication trope
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He traced her cold cheek, staring at her like he was memorizing the curves of her face. It was the same way he’d looked at her in the light of the fire—like he couldn’t believe she was real. Like he couldn’t believe she was there. Like he couldn’t believe she was his. Because she had been his—she had. And, worse, she’d been happy.
Ashmeet
Gurl alex is potenially dying now is not the time. Also youve know hin for a few days. Chill out.
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Posture changing. Features shifting. It was like every muscle in his body suddenly morphed into something that was genetically the same but totally different.
Ashmeet
Must be all for show
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Sawyer, who had broken her in ways that might never, ever mend.
Ashmeet
Bruh. Only four days
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She is everything.
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One: She had been born with a bad heart.
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Explains the scars
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And two: That was the first time it had ever been broken.
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Ah yes, the third act breakup
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Or I barely even know her.
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Emphasis on this.
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“Always.”
Ashmeet
Chill out Snape
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“I’m not your sweetheart,” she said. “We’ve been over this. You’re my everything.”