Hex and the City

by Kate Johnson

Nope, turned out fully clothed was no help either. The man could put on a cow onesie, complete with udders, and still seduce a nun without breaking a sweat.

What are you even talking about? We might have started the Great Fire of London.’ ‘What, because we were so hot?’ He mimed making a telephone call. ‘Hello, Kings of Leon? Our sex was literally on fire, any advice?’