“Disgraceful,” he says as he takes one half of my sandwich from my plate and takes a huge bite. “Actually,” I say with a dramatic sigh. “I’m feeling kind of dizzy after that nasty blow to the head. I think I might need Jessie to look after me tonight, after all.” Shane turns and narrows his eyes at me while Mikey howls laughing in the background. “You wouldn’t?” “You’ve just assaulted me and stole my fucking sandwich. Watch me, bro. All I’d have to do is tell her I’m not feeling too good and she’ll be in my bed all night long.”
