My Roommate Is a Vampire
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Read between October 5 - October 10, 2025
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It had been my choice to get an impractical graduate degree and end up hopelessly in student loan debt with few job prospects for my troubles. I wasn’t about to make that anyone else’s problem.
Eilidh
Relatable
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Even if I was a disappointment to my parents, they wouldn’t want their only child to become homeless.
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“If this guy turns out to be the next Jeffrey Dahmer, promise me you’ll avenge my death?”
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but people who were snobby about appearances were seriously one of my biggest pet peeves.
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people with money often had terrible taste.
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“I recognize each of the words you just said as belonging to the English language,” he said, looking dazed. “When taken all together, however, none of what you just said makes any sense whatsoever.”
Eilidh
Me. All the time.
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The worst thing that could happen would be I wouldn’t get the job—but I was basically a professional at not getting jobs.
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Why I’d ever thought I’d be anything but a complete and total fuckup was beyond me. I would always just be Cassie—the quirky eccentric who couldn’t hold a job or even an apartment for more than a few months. The girl who would never achieve her dreams or amount to much of anything at all.
Eilidh
Cassie is like a slightly slimmer and better at art version of me
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He might be an undead creature of the night—but as undead creatures of the night went, he was a marshmallow.