“No, but I’ve been called daddy on occasion.” I’d thought she was looking at me like she wanted to murder me earlier, but that had nothing on how she’s looking at me now. She makes a gagging sound. “Seriously, is this some sort of torture method you’re testing? Holding unsuspecting women hostage in bathrooms while you share details about your sex life?” Laughter spills out of me as I drop my arms back to my sides and step to the side to let her pass.

