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Ogres can make French Toast?
It angers me that she thinks of me as so weak. I most definitely am, but I don’t have to let her know that.
i cackled at this. this is men in a nutshell.
Are you shitting me? They have gray sweatpants in his secluded wilderness village?
Hopefully, a leech won’t crawl into my vagina.
“Aw, that’s so cute. Your Stockholm Syndrome has already developed only after a week.”
“Take me. I’m yours!”
“You taste like mine!”
“I love you.” Oh, fuck.
It’s like he always says, “You were made for me.” Well, what if that’s the truth?
1. stockholm syndrome
2. it’s been a WEEK
“No, Liona. You can’t love me. I captured you.”
“You can’t make me leave!” I yell to him.
“So, you’re fucking your sister,”
“I could have fucked an entire football team, and it wouldn’t even hold a candle to the fact that you are having sex with your sister!”
No, I’m lonely for one person only. Of course, that person is an ogre. My ogre. Beck.
How can you be happy in my swamp?”
“It’s not just a swamp. It’s a swamp with you. How can I be happy with anything less?”
“And how did you find me? How did you even get here without being noticed?” “Winston. The wizard who gave me the potion. He was able to track you. I put on a hoodie, some sunglasses, and a facemask and took a plane. No one noticed me.”
you’re GREEN
I’m making waffles.”
why did they have to make donkey a bad guy.
