Get In My Swamp

by G.M. Fairy

bachelorette party at a swamp in the middle of bumfuck-no-where Florida.

Why in the hell..

Lawrence Farque? Actually, pretty easily because he is as bland and stereotypical as a three-ingredient recipe. He’s rich, obviously, and most importantly. He’s the heir of the mighty Dual-Lock home security empire, and it’s surprisingly a very profitable industry.

behind their backs will tear them apart like he’s Chef Gordon Ramsay and everyone is just an idiot sandwich.

Oh m g

Well, most guys would pick me in a crowded room. I’ve got huge boobs, pornstar lips, and an ass that won’t quit.

Someone humble her plz

I’m not entirely sure why, besides being smoking hot and hilarious, but I am thankful he did.

Someone humble him plz

But nothing beats that smokey taste of human meat. All that fast food they eat really does something for them.

😶

It can be rather lonely being the only seven-foot, green, hilarious, and gut-wrenchingly handsome creature around,

Againnn

Gardening is also a great hobby for me. It keeps me busy, and there’s something just so erotic about moving my fingers in such a way as to make sure each delicate seedling grows to its full potential.

On ogre that gardens I’m deceased

I’ve always been the one to go the road less traveled.

No them using my favorite quote 😭

Tie her up and have my way with her? Absolutely yes. Kill her? Hell no.

Um sa

There will definitely be some Dahmer shit going on soon unless I have a plan.

…

think the feminist gods will forgive me if I use a little seduction to get out of the clutches of an ogre. Fuck that guy. Operation Pussy-Trap, commence.

No

He could break my neck without even exerting much energy, and for some odd reason, that turns me on. God, do I need a therapist.

Yes you do

I turn around and see Beck in the distance, shirtless and barefoot, swinging through trees and jumping over obstacles in his path.

George of the jungle shit

Hopefully, a leech won’t crawl into my vagina.

Hopefully not

“You’re right. I’m sorry. I’ve started on the wrong hoof.”

This was actually funny for some reason

“You’re mine. You were made for me. How could he not see that!” He pulls at my dress and starts ripping it from the middle. “You’re mine. Only mine.” He wants to claim me, I can see it in his eyes. He’s going to devour me.

NOOOOO. THIS IS SA

The part that has me shitting bricks is when Beck said he loves me. I should have seen this coming,

It’s just lust dude

What even is our relationship?

I’ve been asking this same question

The brass key to the cage, the one that Beck locked me in the first night I was here, catches my eye from the kitchen counter. I’ll show him I’m not going. I dart for it, grab it off the counter, and rush toward the cage. I slam the door behind me, locking it with the key. “What are you doing?” Beck stares at me with a confused expression on his face. “You can’t make me leave!” I yell to him.

This is giving “ you’re ruining my life” vibes

“Did your brother leave his shoes here?” I whip around and look at Victoria in the hallway. Of course, that’s the only logical explanation, but her face says otherwise. She looks… guilty.

🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮

Lawrence is sitting on the edge of Victoria’s bed, only wearing boxers. Neither of them says anything, but they don’t have to. I can read it all over their similar-looking faces. WHAT. THE. FUCK.

What. In the actual fuck was this.

“So, you’re fucking your sister,”

I CANT

“Liona, wait!” Lawrence catches up with me in the kitchen and grabs my arm. “Victoria and I aren’t in love. We just know each other’s bodies better than anyone else. It’s purely physical.” “Are you trying to make me puke? How the fuck did you expect that to make me feel better?” I try to get away, but he grabs harder.

I CANT EVENNNN

“I could have fucked an entire football team, and it wouldn’t even hold a candle to the fact that you are having sex with your sister!”

THISSS

“Winston. The wizard who gave me the potion. He was able to track you. I put on a hoodie, some sunglasses, and a facemask and took a plane. No one noticed me.”

NO MAMES. this isn’t real.