Get In My Swamp

by G.M. Fairy

Oh, he’s tall enough, five-foot-eleven. The size of his little friend, though, let’s just say the rumors aren’t true about the correlation from hand to dick size. He has big hands.

Oml lmao

my human meals are few and far between.

Ummmmm he eats humanz?

“DO NOT PASS: PRIVATE PROPERTY. PERPETRATORS WILL BE EATEN BY A OGRE,”

Ok he does

What’s the worst that can happen?

I wonder

sex

She really likes talking abt sex

Touch her and die.”

Operation Pussy-Trap, commence.

Oml lmao

Hopefully, a leech won’t crawl into my vagina.

Uhh odd thought

It’s Lawrence.

Ohhh shit