Get In My Swamp

by G.M. Fairy

Well, most guys would pick me in a crowded room. I’ve got huge boobs, pornstar lips, and an ass that won’t quit.

love a confident queen

I’m the only ogre in my community. It can be rather lonely being the only seven-foot, green, hilarious, and gut-wrenchingly handsome creature around, but it’s a cross I bear.

Like cmon

Gardening is also a great hobby for me. It keeps me busy, and there’s something just so erotic about moving my fingers in such a way as to make sure each delicate seedling grows to its full potential. I like to work with my hands and find different ways that improve my dexterity.

asgdgdjsksnakllssj i cannot take this book seriously

“Listen, I know you’re freaked out. I’m a big scary ogre, and now I’ve kidnapped you and locked you in a cage. I know it doesn’t look good, but I promise I’m not going to hurt you. We’ll figure out what we can do in the morning, okay?”

What a gentleman

maybe my good buddy Stockholm will help me out.

LOL EXCUSE ME