Get In My Swamp
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Read between September 13 - September 13, 2023
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He’s rich, obviously, and most importantly. He’s the heir of the mighty Dual-Lock home security empire, and it’s surprisingly a very profitable industry.
Orion
Lmfao
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but behind their backs will tear them apart like he’s Chef Gordon Ramsay and everyone is just an idiot sandwich.
Orion
"WHAT ARE YOU???"
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The size of his little friend, though, let’s just say the rumors aren’t true about the correlation from hand to dick size. He has big hands.
Orion
Shrek was right: he WAS compensating
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Operation Pussy-Trap, commence.
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I know she’s trying to escape, but what if I played along?
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Lawrence has a God damn bidet. I can’t say I actually miss him right now, but I sure as hell miss his toilet.
Orion
Okay I want that too
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“No. The pajamas I showed up in are shredded.” Gilda gives me a knowing look. “I wonder how that happened.”
Orion
LMAO