“You could at least get some blowjob practice in. That way you won’t seem like a total loser when you finally do fuck a guy. You’ll be able to keep him interested with your oral skills even if you don’t know what you’re doing when it comes to fucking.” I stare at her, and for a second I think she must be joking, but she’s serious. “You think guys would honestly be bothered that I’m inexperienced?” She snorts. “Guys want a girl who knows what they’re doing, not someone they have to teach the basics to.”