“You’re so big.” My eyes widen. “Oh my god, I’m sorry! I don’t mean big like fat, you’re just ginormous. And not that there’s anything wrong with fat. Fat is fine.” I wave a hand up and down, gesturing to myself. “Clearly. I just meant…” I let my eyes trail all the way up to the top of his silver-streaked head and start to sway backwards. Large hands grip my upper arms, “First, you don’t need to explain. Compared to you, I’m a beast and I know it.”
