I can’t believe Brian lied about his age. I also can’t believe that he’d want to date me, a woman so much older than himself. I eye the silver stud in front of me and recognize the hypocrisy of my thoughts. Me dating a guy 11 years younger seems weird as hell, but me dating this guy… well, that seems hot as hell. And if I had to guess, I’d say Brian’s dad is more than 11 years my senior.
