Don’t be stupid, Maddie. It was just a- Even my inner bitch can’t finish that sentence. It was just a what? A date? It wasn’t even that. A one-night stand? Not really. We didn’t, you know. And he didn’t… My face flames, the shimmer on my lower lids returning. I can’t even do a one-night stand right. Axel was nothing but kind. A true gentleman. And I dragged him into my house, rubbed myself on him until I came like some sort of inexperienced virgin, and then passed out without even offering to return the favor. And this is why you’ll die alone.
