Me: I’m requesting an emergency meeting tonight. I need to get drunk. Meghan: Well smack my ass and call me Skippy. I’m down. Katelyn: Me too! Steph: FuckBalls, I can’t. Stupid work function tonight. I don’t need to learn how to fucking bond with my coworkers. I see these twatwaffles every day. Meghan: Boo! Coworkers suck! Katelyn: Meg, you don’t even have any coworkers. You run your own business. Meghan: Boo! Katelyn sucks!
