“I know you are babe, and that’s okay. But you’re going to walk into that bar, find your hot date, have a drink, go upstairs, fuck him, and not worry about seeing him ever again. It’s really the perfect situation. Seriously, we couldn’t have swiped a better candidate. Meeting in a hotel bar is perfection. He wouldn’t have picked that place if he wasn’t staying there, which means once you decide to hop on his cock, you won’t have to wait any time at all. And then you can go home, and he can go back home to wherever, and you’ll be ready to take the dating world by the testicles. Plus, he’s hot.”

