‘Oh, yes. He came in and told me you were romantically involved. He seemed to be under the impression that I’d fire you both,’ Mrs SB says. ‘He was most disappointed when Barty and I cheered loudly enough to bring the ceiling down all over again. I don’t know what that young man thinks he’s up to, but since this afternoon, he’s also contacted the local press with a story about our front desk going unmanned and sent the food safety inspector around.’