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can’t see my wienie, my little pecker, my loving love rod, unless I lean forward.
calling it that is sending me
I retrieve a zip-lock baggy from a drawer and place the snotty tissue inside it and seal it up and place it next to my wallet and house keys in the bedroom.
hold awn what.
like if a cat walks into my yard, I’ll throw it into the street.
oh thats not.
Yes, my name is Bartholomew.
i would kms if that was my name
I have masturbated to Miss Danbury three times, though. Once while I was at work.
sir what the hell
Actually, I was surprised he survived.
this mf js wants to kill somebody
I take the squashed cricket from my pocket and throw it in the fryer with the fries. While this cooks, I retrieve buns, cheddar
AW FUCK NAH.
I don’t think it’s one I’ve masturbated into before. But it’s hard to keep track.
Hes disgusting
After the show, I take a poop into a zip-lock and put it in the fridge next to a used jar of mayonnaise and Mimi, the next-door neighbor’s dead Chihuahua. She’ll need to be used soon, before she spoils.
this is crazy work. he needs to be locked up NEOW.
Before heading to bed, I shoot the kid I have chained up in the basement.
WHT.
Debra was not impressed by my escapades at the nursing home. The night ended poorly.
no shit sherlock.
Two days later, Debra would die after spraying herself with hydrofluoric acid that had somehow made its way into her perfume bottle. Sad. But she wasn’t going to be a doctor anyway.
OMG HELLO???
Unfortunately, Wendy died that night, along with all five of her children and three other residents, when her apartment building burned down. Another artist gone before her time.
How does he even come up w these ideas.
They all say it’s swell. I try a bite for myself and agree it’s tasty.
this is disgusting omh.
I was forcibly removed from a church once, after an incident involving a rolled-up newspaper, three candles, a priest, and a confessional.
what.
