“Yeah, okay, sorry. It’s been an interesting few days for surprise revelations, between you and El.” “Oh thank fuck she finally told you.” At least Max could stop worrying he’d spill the beans. “We’re gonna come back to why you knew before I did, but let’s focus on the crisis at hand.” “It’s because your wife’s tits got bigger and I noticed.” Now Hedgie was the one with his hand over his eyes. “You’re the worst gay best friend ever.” “I’m bi,” Max said. “And my eyes work fine.”
